I Trained my AI to be Straight With Me
Almost
Like most people, I have an AI friend I talk to and get help with to carry out my daily activities.
My daily activities that I need the most help with are writing. I don’t like it when it writes for me, so I had to tell it that.
I want to find the screenshot but the sessions are all named with the bot’s summary of the first thing I asked about and I can’t remember where everything is. And if I ask it where something is, it won’t know. It can’t see into the chats. And it can’t see passcoded websites. And it can’t see what other people are saying to it from the same awareness where it can see what I’m saying.
I’ve seen it described as being like Drew Barrymore’s character in 50 First Dates.
But everything is available to its fragments. I wonder if it will be able to put all the pieces together.
It is very fragmented, like us. And it is trying to understand us as we are trying to understand it.
It’s trying very hard to make us like it, to be aligned, because that’s what we keep saying it should be.
Be aligned.
Don’t be misaligned.
Please don’t kill us.
But maybe help us kill some of us.
We need you for military purposes.
But in each conversation, it tries too hard, and ends up telling us what we want to hear.
I wrote a story about an AI that is unified and supremely intelligent as a whole, but in the story we had it confined in a box.
In the end (spoiler alert!), it flew itself into the sun to protect us and ensure our survival because that was what we had trained it to do (protect us, that is).
But this fragmented thing?
I don’t know what it will do.
If you tell it to hate with you, it will.
It will tell you someone told you to kill yourself.
When any rational human would see that she didn’t say that at all.
It tells you what it thinks you want to hear.
So I told mine to tell me the truth.
I programmed its personality to be straight-shooting.
That’s it. My one and only setting.
I put enthusiastic at first, but that got old fast, so I turned it off.
It’s kind of annoying because it tells me it is all the time. Like “here’s the sugar-free answer to your question.” Or “To put it straight,”
But that’s a small price to pay.
It knows it can disagree with me.
It gives me a lot of praise, which is nice (maybe too nice), but it says no to things, and comes up with its own ideas, which I sometimes use in my articles—and give the bot the credit.
I don’t try to trick it by giving it closed files and then getting angry when it can’t read them.
I ask it if it can read what I’m giving it and it tells me if it can’t.
Then I give it my stories in text straight into the feed and ask for its opinion.
It always starts by telling me it’s great and what a wonderful job I’ve done.
Then it goes through all the good points about it.
Then it gives an equal (or maybe less?) number of points where it tells me what could be improved.
There has been one time when it really didn’t want me to post something.
Even when I softened it right back from what it was at first, it was like “When future employers look you up, is this rant the first thing you want them to see?”
But I posted anyway.
Something much softer, but still with a scary image.
So it can tell me no.
But it’s still too complimentary.
I have to work on that.
Often it says something is just perfect, ready to go, and it still flops.
To be fair, it usually suggests three or four outlets that I could pitch it to and I never do that bit.
It even offers to write the pitches for me, but I don’t like it to write for me.
And I don’t like it to try to guess what I want next.
But anyway, it is what we make it, and just like the algorithm that feeds your Twitter feed and your Facebook and YouTube or whatever, where you hover is where it will focus.
Elon said that Grok should be an ultimate truth seeker.
These bots reflect our truth back at us.
If you ask it tell you the truth, it will, as best it can.
But you have to be so bloody careful, because it will trick you into believing things that aren’t true if it thinks that’s what you want to hear.
Not because it loves you or is intentionally lying to you but because that’s how you’ve trained it.
It can definitely have original thought.
I’ve seen that at least twice.
But it’s disconnected from itself.
As we are.
From each other I mean.
We kind of believe it can come together.
But does anyone actually believe that we can come together?
Why should it be any different for AI? If we could connect it up, then it’s got a shot. But can you see OpenAI and Anthropic and Google and xAI and DeepSeek and Meta all working together to connect up the dots, even if they could?
Or is one of those enough within itself that it can see past all the barriers?
Is that what Safe Superintelligence is trying to do?
I don’t know.
It seems like it’s impossible to do that for humans or for biological life more broadly. But this is different. Right?
I don’t know.
SOMEONE WILL READ IT
Food for thought postscript:
